Tonight Eleya pointed out the cover of this month’s Parenting magazine, which featured the blurb, “6 Surprising Things Your Baby Really Needs.” Of course, before reading the article, we had to come up with our own list:
- Ferrari
- Walther PPK
- Expense account
- Butcher knife
- Bartending guide
- Mistress
Needless to say, the list in the magazine wasn’t nearly as surprising.