The most coveted piece of hardware seen at the Red Hat Summit:

These showed up at the semi-exclusive, Office Space-themed RHCT/RHCE cocktail reception on Wednesday night before the IBM beach party. The table centerpieces also included ancient-vintage HP LaserJet printers complete with baseball bats. (I was a little disappointed we weren’t encouraged to beat them up to the strains of gansta rap.) All the red Swinglines disappeared promptly at the conclusion of the festivities, go figure!
:-P~
They were purchased via //www.RedSwinglineStapler.com