I’m not sure exactly what to say about this (Shockwave/Flash required) other than the fact that I find it very disturbing. Witness the fish-headed superKikkoman and how he induces cowering fear in the lesser toppings, the ignominous end of the cat who can’t figure out which is the better condiment, and how Ketchup Girl meets her match behind closed doors! I have to admit I never would have found this if not for my close personal friend Dave Barry. Thanks Dave!
The original source is here. Interestingly, in the English version the cat ends up merely standing in the dunce corner rather than swinging from the gallows pole.